February 2012
Anonymous asked: do you want tmi questions??
pregnat:
doomf:
pregnat:
boners are so inconvenient jfc
bitch u stole my joke
this is no joke
me: i have a headache
mom: take advil
me: im internally bleeding
mom: take advil
me: im hungry
mom: take advil
me: *dead in a casket at my funeral*
mom: take advil
omg i forgot about jimmy eat world being on my ipod and now i’m in nostalgia heaven.
someone: we need an idea for Hot Topic t-shirts
someone else: how about charlie the unicorn
someone: that is old as fuck no one care about THAT shit anymore,,,
someone else: what about edgy emo tees????
someone: no.... thats too obvious......
genius: IVE GOT IT
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
someone: but we've already done that like a hundred times
genius: WAIT LET ME FINISH
genius: WE TAKE 'GIR' FROM INVADER ZIM......
genius: AND PUT HIM ON A T-SHIRT
genius: WITH "U MAD?" WRITTEN UNDER IT IN ALL CAPS WITH BIG BLUE LETTERS
the conference room is quiet
everyone stares in awe at the genius
someone begins to stand up and clap
the others begin to stand up and clap as well until the room is roaring with loud clapping sounds
someone: its PERFECT
everyone starts crying at the sheer beauty
one million shirts are manufactured and shipped to hot topic stores across the globe
hot topic sales go up 100% that week
ivanoooze:
hylianbabe:
can you feel it mr krabs
1612th:
when owls are nocturnal then it’s not a big deal but when i try it it’s “antisocial” and “unhealthy”
“it doesn’t matter how slow you go as long as you don’t finish early”
– wisdom of pornstars (via homophobicorphan)
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nobody: nicolas cage jokes are hilarious.
everyone: stop making text posts
me: ok
